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Monday, March 22, 2004
Oh the joys of French.
Ironically, right after I’d posted (see below) I hear this squeak of what was a mix of terror and bemusement from Danielledoh.
“Oh my god! Theres a guy in our school!”
First reaction was a casual look to the window. Not as quick as a snap run to the window and press your nose against the glass. Honest. Lol
Then we saw the reason why Danielledoh was half covering her eyes.
In the natural world some animals "stake a claim" to a particular space, area, or object by urinating or defecating to mark a particular area as their own.
Said male subject was standing by the opposite wall, facing away from us and erm … marking his territory.
Cue the chaos in the classroom when suddenly the whole class, (that’s all 30+ of us), found ourselves with our faces pressed against the glass, laughing, pointing and jeering (some in French too!)…. And banging on the windows.... And flickering the shutters up and down. God we’r such animals lol
But anyway, the offender turned around and got the shock of his life! One minute there's nothing but silence, and the next there’s a sea of faces pressed against the glass, looking at you psychotically. Lets just say the guy ran off pretty quick. Probably didn’t even do up his flies.
Oooh talking about flies and stuff.
In my French food book, theres this picture of two lil boys. And apparently theyr “poor orphan kids with nothing to eat but bread”. Anyways, this little boy, in his first and probably last chance to be in a book, that will be seen by millions, well maybe not even hundreds, is holding the baguette, looking magnificent and model like ....... with his front door wiiide open.
http://groups.msn.com/TheOrangeLocker/mynsilmentioned.msnw
Oh how we three amused ourselves on the bus. First of all there was the ambitious baby who was trying to fit a whole loaf of bread, bigger than the size of its head, in its mouth. Then there was the man who was making cider with his feet, stinky socks and fag ashes. Then there was Paul Bocuse, the french chef, who was undoubtedly a homosexual rip- off of Mr Bean.... Hmm, Monsieur Haricot le homosexual chef ... kinda has a ring to it non?
*sigh* Oh, there hasn’t been such mirth in French since …… the picture of Monsieur Grand in bed with his knees up!!
Ironically, right after I’d posted (see below) I hear this squeak of what was a mix of terror and bemusement from Danielledoh.
“Oh my god! Theres a guy in our school!”
First reaction was a casual look to the window. Not as quick as a snap run to the window and press your nose against the glass. Honest. Lol
Then we saw the reason why Danielledoh was half covering her eyes.
In the natural world some animals "stake a claim" to a particular space, area, or object by urinating or defecating to mark a particular area as their own.
Said male subject was standing by the opposite wall, facing away from us and erm … marking his territory.
Cue the chaos in the classroom when suddenly the whole class, (that’s all 30+ of us), found ourselves with our faces pressed against the glass, laughing, pointing and jeering (some in French too!)…. And banging on the windows.... And flickering the shutters up and down. God we’r such animals lol
But anyway, the offender turned around and got the shock of his life! One minute there's nothing but silence, and the next there’s a sea of faces pressed against the glass, looking at you psychotically. Lets just say the guy ran off pretty quick. Probably didn’t even do up his flies.
Oooh talking about flies and stuff.
In my French food book, theres this picture of two lil boys. And apparently theyr “poor orphan kids with nothing to eat but bread”. Anyways, this little boy, in his first and probably last chance to be in a book, that will be seen by millions, well maybe not even hundreds, is holding the baguette, looking magnificent and model like ....... with his front door wiiide open.
http://groups.msn.com/TheOrangeLocker/mynsilmentioned.msnw
Oh how we three amused ourselves on the bus. First of all there was the ambitious baby who was trying to fit a whole loaf of bread, bigger than the size of its head, in its mouth. Then there was the man who was making cider with his feet, stinky socks and fag ashes. Then there was Paul Bocuse, the french chef, who was undoubtedly a homosexual rip- off of Mr Bean.... Hmm, Monsieur Haricot le homosexual chef ... kinda has a ring to it non?
*sigh* Oh, there hasn’t been such mirth in French since …… the picture of Monsieur Grand in bed with his knees up!!
