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Sunday, October 19, 2003
Went to a partay yesterday, courtesy of Jenstotle. Highlights …. Hoo, hard to pick from Razmatazz singing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I wonder …” Then having a complete mind blank seeing that he didn’t actually know the words. Jim, Lane, Jegs and Machete getting up and doing their rendition of Summer Nights – complete with the HUH in the right place avec gyrating hips. Erm… oooh, Lilley doing his “funny walk” and completely proving why we call him chicken boy.
We played several games and I am proud to say that I actually had 24 buttons left! Well, it would have been 25 but I gave one to Keithy Smudge who was …. buttonless. See, you think you have it ALL and then you lose it on your last go at the roulette table *cough Hickson cough*
Everyone looked rather fetching in their gangsta and moll outfits –shush Raz- and particular mention must go to The Kinky One for wearing a bathrobe. Also, Emma, who I must say I found rather attractive with that 'tache tho I concluded she resembled a Colombian drug baron (I watched Blow the other night you see)
Today I went to an all-you-can-eat and I ate , and ate, and ate. However, the management were clever and put a time limit down. We were given 1 and 1/2 hours to .. eat all we could… and then we would be turfed out because they “had a reservation on our table” . So much food, so little time…
Anyhow, after endless trips back and forth, 4 overfilled plates, 3 ice creams and 2 slices of cake, I was decidedly full –which is probably one of the firsts. YAY, and can you believe, all this for £6? Sweet.
We played several games and I am proud to say that I actually had 24 buttons left! Well, it would have been 25 but I gave one to Keithy Smudge who was …. buttonless. See, you think you have it ALL and then you lose it on your last go at the roulette table *cough Hickson cough*
Everyone looked rather fetching in their gangsta and moll outfits –shush Raz- and particular mention must go to The Kinky One for wearing a bathrobe. Also, Emma, who I must say I found rather attractive with that 'tache tho I concluded she resembled a Colombian drug baron (I watched Blow the other night you see)
Today I went to an all-you-can-eat and I ate , and ate, and ate. However, the management were clever and put a time limit down. We were given 1 and 1/2 hours to .. eat all we could… and then we would be turfed out because they “had a reservation on our table” . So much food, so little time…
Anyhow, after endless trips back and forth, 4 overfilled plates, 3 ice creams and 2 slices of cake, I was decidedly full –which is probably one of the firsts. YAY, and can you believe, all this for £6? Sweet.
