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Monday, August 18, 2003

Im sitting here with a big piece of steak. Trying to type and eat at the same time. And its hell trying to get gravy off the keyboard by the way. TIP: Use a plate not a makeshift mousemat. Ha, my mother would have a fit if she saw i wasnt eating with a plate. Oooh this is fun being in the house by myself. At night. All alone..... WHAT WAS THAT CREAKING NOISE? oh dear, scenes from slasher flicks appearing in my head. Run Zoe Run! Ha, Id face the killer bravely (with my steak) and then scream bloody murder and get the hell out of there.
Mmmmm this steak is nice.
lol, how much of a pig do i sound. Get this quote " You can eat lyk a horse and you wont gain weight" .... Thats nice to hear Lila.
Actually, i do believe I eat more than a horse.......... yum, grass.


# posted by Unknown @ 8/18/2003 06:51:00 pm
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